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bird num 8/9

bird num 8/9

i don’t know why i find this so disturbing.

i don’t know why i find this so disturbing.

awesome 3D model of one of my all-time favorite paintings.

via http://www.behance.net/gallery/Zdzislaw-Beksinski/4743447

awesome 3D model of one of my all-time favorite paintings.

via http://www.behance.net/gallery/Zdzislaw-Beksinski/4743447

in this corner

in this corner

chromosapien 1

chromosapien 1

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fruit snacks.

fruit snacks.

bird no. 6. this bird is nurturing, wears orange against purple, and has excellent bedside manner.

bird no. 6. this bird is nurturing, wears orange against purple, and has excellent bedside manner.

Bird no. 4
JK about color. I really love it!  I’m human, I reserve the right to vacillate.  My mom made me after all, which makes me half-woman.
If I could ask a spacetime parrot anything, I suppose I’d ask why the vulture doesn’t get the same amount of legacy as the phoenix.  It’s like people forget all the stink of dead flesh that would totally ruin the Phoenix show if the vultures weren’t cleaning it up behind the scenes.  Vultures are like the thankless janitors of the popular bird icon club.
Also, fancy transdimensional sky-pooper, how do you heal from a heartbreak so old and familiar that it feels like the only regular thing you can count on?  In the future, do humans exercise neuroplasticity with somatic willpower?  Or are they weaned on orgiastic communal polyamorous sapiosexual love-ins?  I am really curious about this one, because, um, a friend of mine is asking me about it.
Finally, what are hallucinogens like in the year 2424 and has there been any improvement on bacon?

Bird no. 4

JK about color. I really love it!  I’m human, I reserve the right to vacillate.  My mom made me after all, which makes me half-woman.

If I could ask a spacetime parrot anything, I suppose I’d ask why the vulture doesn’t get the same amount of legacy as the phoenix.  It’s like people forget all the stink of dead flesh that would totally ruin the Phoenix show if the vultures weren’t cleaning it up behind the scenes.  Vultures are like the thankless janitors of the popular bird icon club.

Also, fancy transdimensional sky-pooper, how do you heal from a heartbreak so old and familiar that it feels like the only regular thing you can count on?  In the future, do humans exercise neuroplasticity with somatic willpower?  Or are they weaned on orgiastic communal polyamorous sapiosexual love-ins?  I am really curious about this one, because, um, a friend of mine is asking me about it.

Finally, what are hallucinogens like in the year 2424 and has there been any improvement on bacon?